March 21st, 2005


Fuck! Yahoo buys Flickr

Всё, конец Фликеру! Теперь будет по частям интегрирован в Yahoo Photos и все удобства постепенно сойдут на нет. А Flickr Uploadr будет ставить по умолчанию Yahoo Toolbar и 50 ссылок на Yahoo в bookmarks...
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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!

"OK," the nun says "Pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun. "Why are you crying?"
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